Funny Christmas Xmas Wishes, Sayings, Greetings, Phrases, Poems 2016

Funny and cute Christmas Greetings, Wishes, Sayings, Quotes 2016 : So friends, chrisstmas is here in 2016 and you all are eager to wish your friends Merry christmas and Happy Christmas and convey your wishes to them. Here, on our blog, we bring you all new range of funny christmas sayings, wishes, greetings  funny christmas phrases and Humorous xmas wishes. We also have funny christmas messages for friends, Boy friend, Girlfriend. Also to get funny christmas greeting card messages, funny xmas wishes quotes 2016 read the post ahead.

Christmas or Christmas Day is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, observed most commonly on December 25 as a religious and cultural celebration among billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year.

Christmas 2016 Funny wishes, messages, greetings

• From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
• If you're not under my tree on Christmas morning, I'm going back to bed!

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• eason’s Greetings! Be sure to take some time out of your busy life to enjoy the magic of the holidays this season.
• Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day – the birth of Santa? – Bart Simpson (Matt Groaning)

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• Best friends never have to ask permission for a favor, especially at Christmas. Could you…Just joking. Merry Christmas.
• I exited Santa sans gluten treats and natural soy drain and he put a sunlight based board in my stocking.
• At the end of the day, we go to the Holiday Season, a profoundly religious time that each of us sees, in his own particular manner, by heading off to his preferred shopping center.

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Zen Christmas: the gift of nothingness.

Why is Christmas like a day at the office?

Because you do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day - the birth of Santa?

How is the Italian version of Christmas different?

One Jesus, one Mary, and 33 wise guys.

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If you can't wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.

I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking.

Santa Claus has the right idea.
Visit people once a year. Merry Christmas!

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Christmas is the festival of love and spirit
So let us drink the spirit to feel love.

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Christmas funny Songs

1. Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Jimmy Boyd
2. Christmas At Ground Zero, "Weird Al" Yankovic
3. A Christmas Carol, Tom Lehrer
4. Osama Got Run Over By a Reindeer, Bob Rivers
5. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Gayle Peevey
6. Santa Claus Is Watching You, Ray Stevens
7. Christmas Dragnet, Stan Freberg & Daws Butler
8. I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas, Yogi Yorgesson

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